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FUCKING ASSSHITCLOWN BAGS IN A DIME STORE

Posted by ape4 - August 8th, 2008


I have a new mouse.

And my first anim will be in eztoon.

It will be an advertisment.

Of the 5 dollar foot long.

Amazing.


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haha aha lol. cool. i like dimes. they r ShInY

Amazing, animrite?

Five...
Five Dollar...
FIVE DOLLAR FOOTLONG...
IT'S QUICKLY CATCHING ONNN....
AT SUBWAYLAWL

Also, on a lighter, more retarded side, you made, right when Frame Rate started, a statement going "This is the first day of the rest of your pancake." I said that to my little brother today and he laughed hysterically for ten minutes.

Ten. Fucking. Minutes.

You don't even KNOW.

lolz, I'm always here to help

ORLY?

Burn, Paan.

JUST.

BURN.

IF you believe hard enough, this place might just burn to the ground.

I think my tummy leaked, but that's ok considering the mighty-might of Drigglezor.

CAPS LOCK IS FOR DOUCHEBAGS. THAT'S WHY I'M HOLDING DOWN SHIFT.

"Daddy, these rubber pants are hot!" "You wear them until you learn, son. Goodnight."

If you ever see an Agent, run your ass outta there.
BUT WHAT IF THEY BREAK BOTH YOUR LEGS, EH?!?!?!

Keanu Reeves, actually, was at my mom's workplace last month. They were shooting a movie there. I heard he was a pretty nice guy. Think about this for a sec. KEANU. FUCKING. REEVES.

Spy's sappin' mah sentry!
sentwich!
sandwich!
Spy's sappin' mah sandwich!
THOSE GODDAMN SPIES SAP EVERYTHING!!

WAFFLEWAFFLEWAFFLEAAFFLEWAFFLEWAFFLE
DO YOU HAVE A WOFL?!?!

Ok, THAT time I used caps lock.

Wrestling is completely real, unlike boxing. I hate those acting bastards...

Drive-thru harrassment?! That's the next worse thing to hamburglery!!

I have absoulutely no idea what to randomize next.

So I'll shut the fuck up.

Have a nice REST OF YOUR LIFE, Meester Ape.

c:

WAT

Therefore YOU are a douchebag. :D

NO U

UR JUS MAD CUZ NOBUDDY LUFFS J00

I LOVE ME

Was talking to Paan, teh bastard. You know I luff you, Ape.

The internet kind, not gh3y kind. :O

I SHALL REMEMBER THIS LIKE I REMBER MY SOUND SPEAKERS FIRST CHILD.

I NAMED HIM EZEIKIEL ZEUS JOHNSON.

meeting at my profile ASAP lulz

WHERE THE HELL ARE THE FRIGGIN BROWNIES

Paaaaaaaaaaannnn, stop whoring off your meeting. Even if you do make it, I will e-shoot you if I'm not an admin. :D

:)
:|
:(
D:
D:<
HULK SMOSH

SMOOOSH!

ITS LIEK CRACK FOR MANATEES

AND NOW, A RENEDITION OF LOLNESS, BY APE
*Fresh Prince theme song. The long one, not the short one.*
YA. DAS IZ HAO AYP DUZ IT. WAO.

an den i wuz liek HOO U BEZ
an he wuz leik APE
i wuz leik WAT
him wuz leik APE. APE4?
i wuz like OH. SAWP
he wuz leik something that I forget.

DAUM STRAIHT

BUT LEAVN OUUT TEH ENDINZ IZ LIEK NAWT GIVEN BLAKK MENS THEM CHIGGINZ.

IT JUST STRAT IGNANT

I WUZ LIEK JON STEWARD OMGGGG FTW LOLOL

AN THEN U WUS LIEK "

YOU IS SPAZZY LIEK STKK FIGGER

an u wuz leik L8R
i wuz leik k
and i wuz leik if dis bez homefoan meh ish farkd
and u wuz leik naw

its a cell

and I wush leik kewl

and then nothing for a loooooorrrnngggguh-guh-guh-guh teim.

It saddened me. I THOUGHT IT WAS AWESSSUUUMMMM!!!!!111!!!!!!111!!!!!11 11!!!!!eleven!!1

wLL seez me

Der noe smexting on dis here phoney

yu es were liek awwwww

i was liek al = c

SPAAAAMMMMMM BITCHNESS
STORY TIEM
VISIT MY PLAEC
No seriously, im lonely D:

an den i wash leik, lesse wut apes doin. sum lady picked up phoney an wuz leik HAI HAI HAI

i was leik rong numbar

she wuz leik k

i wuz leik cya

twas teh scariest ting meh evr didz...

LAWZ

IT WUS ME IN TRANNY FORM =O

THAT WAS YOU?! Damn, I thought it was like your mom or sister or something. Eh, I don't care. But, every now and then, BE EXPECTING. Me shall call...

= O

I SHALL BE EVER-VILLIGANT

RESPOND TO THIS POST IN THE FUNNIEST WAY POSSIBLE

I'd like to start off with a serious note of how un-serious I am. You see, its simply because I am a mere two-dimensional Co-Complete icosahedron, and this topic is almost as complete in the respect that I have just wasted a few seconds of your life. LOLZ

$=S0 TEHRE I WUZ, IN TEH MIDLE OF TEH COARN FEELD, WEN I WUZ ATCATKED BY GRAMPA JENKINZ AND HIS ARMY OF NEENJA ROBAWT NAZIS. NAO, I HAD NEVR FIGHTED TEH NAZI, OR TEH NEENJER, OR TEH NAZI, OR TEH FREE OF EM TOGEDDER, BUT I WAZNT GOIN DOWN WIDDOUT A FITE!!1 SO I GRABBED MAI FURDY-OUGHT-SICKS AND WENT AL BLAM BLAM BLAM ON DER ARSES, AND DE ONRY 1 DAT SERVAIVD WUZ MEH. IT WAS A SUCCESFUL FAMILY REUNION

OH LAWD IZ DAT SUM REUNION?

PandaBearKitten says:

I would love to suck your cock

- Fuck, ape ur welcome to suck mine O_0

WHOOOOAAAAAA

MULTI-MAN ORGY =/= KEWLNESS

U STLIL IZ SPAZ LEIK STEKK FIGGAR

OH EMM JEEEG

I SPY ANODDER COMMENT

TWEENKAL TWE3NKLE PATRECK STARR

I MADE MUHSELF A SANDVICH

Ape, you need to level up some.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

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