Age 31, Male
student
Fort Vancouver High
Joined on 7/30/07
Five...
Five Dollar...
FIVE DOLLAR FOOTLONG...
IT'S QUICKLY CATCHING ONNN....
AT SUBWAYLAWL
Also, on a lighter, more retarded side, you made, right when Frame Rate started, a statement going "This is the first day of the rest of your pancake." I said that to my little brother today and he laughed hysterically for ten minutes.
Ten. Fucking. Minutes.
You don't even KNOW.
lolz, I'm always here to help
ORLY?
Burn, Paan.
JUST.
BURN.
IF you believe hard enough, this place might just burn to the ground.
I think my tummy leaked, but that's ok considering the mighty-might of Drigglezor.
CAPS LOCK IS FOR DOUCHEBAGS. THAT'S WHY I'M HOLDING DOWN SHIFT.
"Daddy, these rubber pants are hot!" "You wear them until you learn, son. Goodnight."
If you ever see an Agent, run your ass outta there.
BUT WHAT IF THEY BREAK BOTH YOUR LEGS, EH?!?!?!
Keanu Reeves, actually, was at my mom's workplace last month. They were shooting a movie there. I heard he was a pretty nice guy. Think about this for a sec. KEANU. FUCKING. REEVES.
Spy's sappin' mah sentry!
sentwich!
sandwich!
Spy's sappin' mah sandwich!
THOSE GODDAMN SPIES SAP EVERYTHING!!
WAFFLEWAFFLEWAFFLEAAFFLEWAFFLEWAFFLE
DO YOU HAVE A WOFL?!?!
Ok, THAT time I used caps lock.
Wrestling is completely real, unlike boxing. I hate those acting bastards...
Drive-thru harrassment?! That's the next worse thing to hamburglery!!
I have absoulutely no idea what to randomize next.
So I'll shut the fuck up.
Have a nice REST OF YOUR LIFE, Meester Ape.
c:
WAT
Therefore YOU are a douchebag. :D
NO U
UR JUS MAD CUZ NOBUDDY LUFFS J00
I LOVE ME
Was talking to Paan, teh bastard. You know I luff you, Ape.
The internet kind, not gh3y kind. :O
I SHALL REMEMBER THIS LIKE I REMBER MY SOUND SPEAKERS FIRST CHILD.
I NAMED HIM EZEIKIEL ZEUS JOHNSON.
meeting at my profile ASAP lulz
WHERE THE HELL ARE THE FRIGGIN BROWNIES
Paaaaaaaaaaannnn, stop whoring off your meeting. Even if you do make it, I will e-shoot you if I'm not an admin. :D
:)
:|
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D:
D:<
HULK SMOSH
SMOOOSH!
ITS LIEK CRACK FOR MANATEES
AND NOW, A RENEDITION OF LOLNESS, BY APE
*Fresh Prince theme song. The long one, not the short one.*
YA. DAS IZ HAO AYP DUZ IT. WAO.
an den i wuz liek HOO U BEZ
an he wuz leik APE
i wuz leik WAT
him wuz leik APE. APE4?
i wuz like OH. SAWP
he wuz leik something that I forget.
DAUM STRAIHT
BUT LEAVN OUUT TEH ENDINZ IZ LIEK NAWT GIVEN BLAKK MENS THEM CHIGGINZ.
IT JUST STRAT IGNANT
I WUZ LIEK JON STEWARD OMGGGG FTW LOLOL
AN THEN U WUS LIEK "
YOU IS SPAZZY LIEK STKK FIGGER
an u wuz leik L8R
i wuz leik k
and i wuz leik if dis bez homefoan meh ish farkd
and u wuz leik naw
its a cell
and I wush leik kewl
and then nothing for a loooooorrrnngggguh-guh-guh-guh teim.
It saddened me. I THOUGHT IT WAS AWESSSUUUMMMM!!!!!111!!!!!!111!!!!!11 11!!!!!eleven!!1
wLL seez me
Der noe smexting on dis here phoney
yu es were liek awwwww
i was liek al = c
SPAAAAMMMMMM BITCHNESS
STORY TIEM
VISIT MY PLAEC
No seriously, im lonely D:
an den i wash leik, lesse wut apes doin. sum lady picked up phoney an wuz leik HAI HAI HAI
i was leik rong numbar
she wuz leik k
i wuz leik cya
twas teh scariest ting meh evr didz...
LAWZ
IT WUS ME IN TRANNY FORM =O
THAT WAS YOU?! Damn, I thought it was like your mom or sister or something. Eh, I don't care. But, every now and then, BE EXPECTING. Me shall call...
= O
I SHALL BE EVER-VILLIGANT
RESPOND TO THIS POST IN THE FUNNIEST WAY POSSIBLE
I'd like to start off with a serious note of how un-serious I am. You see, its simply because I am a mere two-dimensional Co-Complete icosahedron, and this topic is almost as complete in the respect that I have just wasted a few seconds of your life. LOLZ
$=S0 TEHRE I WUZ, IN TEH MIDLE OF TEH COARN FEELD, WEN I WUZ ATCATKED BY GRAMPA JENKINZ AND HIS ARMY OF NEENJA ROBAWT NAZIS. NAO, I HAD NEVR FIGHTED TEH NAZI, OR TEH NEENJER, OR TEH NAZI, OR TEH FREE OF EM TOGEDDER, BUT I WAZNT GOIN DOWN WIDDOUT A FITE!!1 SO I GRABBED MAI FURDY-OUGHT-SICKS AND WENT AL BLAM BLAM BLAM ON DER ARSES, AND DE ONRY 1 DAT SERVAIVD WUZ MEH. IT WAS A SUCCESFUL FAMILY REUNION
OH LAWD IZ DAT SUM REUNION?
PandaBearKitten says:
I would love to suck your cock
- Fuck, ape ur welcome to suck mine O_0
WHOOOOAAAAAA
MULTI-MAN ORGY =/= KEWLNESS
U STLIL IZ SPAZ LEIK STEKK FIGGAR
OH EMM JEEEG
I SPY ANODDER COMMENT
TWEENKAL TWE3NKLE PATRECK STARR
I MADE MUHSELF A SANDVICH
Ape, you need to level up some.
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
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duhidiot
haha aha lol. cool. i like dimes. they r ShInY
ape4
Amazing, animrite?